Monday, March 23, 2009
Butterflies and Zebras and moonbeams, fairytales
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Senior Moment VS You were always on my Mind *...
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
50% OFF: Hitting the Snews Alarm
YouTube - Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes "WAKE UP EVERYBODY" 1975
Today nearly every American understands the world of derivatives; Puts and Calls are household words. The same is true for some of the complex financial instruments: CDS's, CDO's, DMV's, and ZIT's. It is common knowledge that investment elites and the truly rich became enthralled with naked short selling. What we did not know is that these same overexposed and over-leveraged megalomaniacs, were perhaps involved in something far more sinister. Our confidential informant tells us that the US Attorney General, working with US Treasury Department, the CIA and others have uncovered groups of Sleeper Sells. What exactly they planed to do is unknown. But by "following the money", agents were able to were able to trace large sums of money in and out of "Black Liquidity Pools" to banks in the Caribbean, Here the moneys were mixed with Mexican Drug Cartel money and brought back as something called "Bermuda Shorts". YouTube - Old Navy Commercial We will have more as it becomes available
Thursday, February 26, 2009
SHAMWOW No snews is good snews?
YouTube - Sham Wow...the LOW BUDGET informercial
Top intellectuals met at Harvard University this week to discuss iSnews, releasing this statement: "Not only does it lack any journalistic merit, it's content is vacuous, inane, and raunchy. In short it's a Sham. The snewsmister responded with this:
"Wow, That's snews to me. Dudes, I just can't get into the etiology or Elan Vital of iSnews, yawn."
Here's what cartoonist, photographers, others had to say in defense of iSnews:
YouTube - Bill Griffith TV Interview, 2003
YouTube - Apocalypse Now - You can't go out into space...
And in a lengthy debate on iSnews by Norman Mailer Marshall McLuhan
Norman Mailer and Marshall McLuhan Debating 1968
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Layoffs hit lol Factory///Millions Overdrawn at Memory Bank
YouTube - Tom Waits - Rockpalast 1977 12 I Can't Wait To Get Off Work
Today the President had this to say:
"America, in case it's slipped your mind, is not the kind of place where people take a crisis lying down, Government can do a lot. Government is doing a lot. But people have to understand, they have a responsibility to keep moving. Sure, there's belt tightening, and that can be a good thing, but too much of it, can cause constriction, like what we see in the financial sector. We need to find a way out of that constriction. I know I said during my campaign we don't need to look back, we need to look forward, and that's right. But you've heard the saying, 'those who forget the past are destined to repeat it'?. So sometimes we have to take things from the past that worked, and that's what my administration is doing. So before, as some are suggesting, we call something a failure before we even try it, lets do it, lets give a shot. We're a country of entrepreneurs, of innovators. Maybe we all can't start a business or event a new miracle cure. But here's some things we can do; What about ebay? What about selling some vegetables out of our summer garden? Having a yard sale or collecting some returnable bottles or cans? That's helping the environment. What about old school? Amway products. I read a letter from a women up in Cambridge MA a few days ago, and she told me. Mr President I'M 56 years old, my kids are grown and I'm on the street corner selling spare change news, a paper for and about homeless people. So here's my plan: YouTube - Do The Hustle
So, my fellow americans, lets light a fire under it. From this point we can move to millions of green jobs that protect the earth because the winds of change are blowing, do you feel me?" YouTube - Boogie wonderland - Earth Wind and Fire
Vice President Joe Biden: Now all we have to do is, Do It YouTube - Starsky & Hutch Do It! YouTube - B.T. Express - Do It (Til You're Satisfied) (Remastered)
George Will: the president is listening, I see a little hand jive in there
Clinton: the "I dream of Jeanie" dancers that was my idea. YouTube - i dream of jeannie YouTube - GEANNIE WANTS A WEANNIE YouTube - Cappuccino - Hell Dance With Me (Disco 1981).
Krishna Guha: Is it sound policy? It's not a yes-no type of thing. The sound though is good.
Lindsey Graham: Dancing around the subject won't work, We've tried it many times, it doesn't work YouTube - You Got me Going In Circles - Friends of Distinction
Mitch McConnell: Old School, what about some plain old constructive ideas Today Show video: Strategies for the unemployed
Press Sectary Robert Gibbs faced some intense questioning. "I'll take the last part of the question first, why didn't the president talk about this during his campaign, was it a secret agenda, why is he springing this on us now?. Duhhhhhh
Frank could you run that file footage please. YouTube - One Nation Under A Groove - Obama
YouTube - Barack Obama Dances (again) on Ellen YouTube - Michelle & Barack Obama dancing with Ellen DeGeneres
Now for the last time, I'm not going to comment on any of my family members living or dead Bee Gees - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia I'll just keep referring you to the file footage: YouTube - Bee Gees Video -
Monday, February 23, 2009
iSnews "Flash" (feet don't fail me now)
While the Press and American public have been fixated on the economy and the government's handling of it, new rumors are again surfacing that the government is being run by a secret "shadow government" operating somewhere inside, of all places, the government. This rumor which was pervasive during the Bush Presidency and was thought to be a cabal of Dick Cheney and other neocons who operated secretly with the CIA and other agencies. But now concerns are forming again.
Here's what we know: a secret tape has emerge that appears nowhere on the government web site. It contains patriotic overtones but of What?? YouTube - One Nation under a Groove - REMIX - 1978 Parliament Funkadelic
We have also learned that the president has chosen a person to be a special envoy to North Korea. He left the US today on a private jet reportedly used in some of the CIA's extraordinary renditions. Our source said this. Mister Collins will have full diplomatic powers. He will deal directly with Korea's leader, whoever that is. He worked successfully on his Mother-ship Connection and that's what drew the president's attention. Like most countries we are totally in the dark over there, but I'm sure Mr. Collins will be able to shine a light on things. He has orders to "tear the roof off" if necessary and believe me he has some extrodiary renditions of his own. Some background YouTube - Ejemplo de Base slap combinacion de tecnicas
Here is what we have been told about Mr. Collins.: YouTube - P-Funk All Stars with Bootsy Collins: Mothership Connection
YouTube - Flash Light (Part 1)- Houston 1978
YouTube - p-funk "Tear the Roof Off"
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Sunday, February 22, 2009
It depends on what your definition of torture is.....
While Americans whirled after the Sunday morning political talk shows, the president met behind closed doors, shielded from the public, to forge a new template to address the worsening economy. The public asunder, Republicans derisive, the president taking criticism from every quarter, Obama has moved in what some are describing as "his boldest steps yet". Inside sources tell us that the president has chosen a couple from Finland to stimulate his policy both here and abroad. "They will address the charges of protectionism in the EU, Russia, China, Canada, and else where"
"Here, they will offer an alternative to just standing around and watching our way of life spiral out of control. They are seasoned veterans, and speak a universal language. We gained access to a copy of a tape shown to those present; members of the cabinet, Directors of CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,Military Chiefs of Staff, Speakers of both houses, minority leaders, members of several key committees, and even former Presidents. The president will present more details in his address to nation on Tuesday night.